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matthewdb
  • Town/Country : Aiken
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
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I agree, your life sucks (4563) - you deserved it (13976)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

#1998
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I agree, your life sucks (21809) - you deserved it (1050)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML

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