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About matthewdb : Still waiting for break away pants to make a come back.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
Friday 4 September 2015