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by theDiva / 01/21/2009 at 6:22am / Malta / Intimacy
by carrie / 01/13/2009 at 1:41am / Algeria / Miscellaneous
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
by Tinker-Bell / 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm / Intimacy
- Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic,… Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her… Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet.…
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…