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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About matthewdb : Still waiting for break away pants to make a come back.

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Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32464) - you deserved it (1986)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22135) - you deserved it (6069)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45405) - you deserved it (16998)

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