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Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
by ummno / 04/28/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by suckishbf / 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 4:19am / United States (California) / Love
by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 8:03am / Israel / Miscellaneous
by weirdome23 / 04/26/2011 at 5:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by nipman / 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
by Awkward / 04/25/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML
by lpspann87 / 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…