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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54292) - you deserved it (3037)

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