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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I got shoved into a wall and pickpocketed. I was already in a bad mood from being dumped, so I chased the guy, tackled him so hard he was knocked out. As I retrieved my things, the police arrested me and apparently the robber was the cop's son, and didn't believe my statement. FML

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