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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 736
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About matt98 : FML is a place full of comedians. You either love em, or hate em. My names Matt, (obviously by my username).

I don't have any favorite user on here, I like everyone.
Oh and don't be a grammar Nazi. It's not cool.
I'm 14, and I can act mature for my age, but for the most part, I'm nice to everyone. :)
I'm kind of like a California boy. Laid back and cool once you get to know. So message me if ya want and I'll respond. :)

Welcome to FML, enjoy your stay. :)

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Today... I looked over at te car parked next to me an noticed a very large woman plucking er mustace. Se locked eyes wit me an kept plucking. After tat... every time I looked over... se was still staring. Staring an plucking. Now wen I close ma eyes... I can still see er. FML

#20012686
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22719) - you deserved it (2912)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

2day I was at te mall wen a guy startd screaming at is buddy fir sleeping wit is sister . It was pretty ilarious so wen e stormd off I mockingly yelld "Pussy!" He ten wrld around and beat te absolute ell out of is friend . Now I feel like I'm going to riencarnate as a turd . FML

#20011677
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6480) - you deserved it (47022)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . mah boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in mah Facebook pictures "highlights mah mustache." mega FML

#19951439
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7276) - you deserved it (53539)

On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I laughd when I shouldn't have and am probably frd!! What happend? My boss askd me if brds were reptiles!! I thought he was kidding!! FML

#19817734
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26423) - you deserved it (3254)

On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister askd me if I was going to be getting marrid "for real" this time, cuz she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is cuz she slept with my fiancé. mega FML

#19797334
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44729) - you deserved it (2131)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, Englis taacar kickad ma out of class fir baing ( ruda and disruptiva. ) In actuality, I ad callad ar looool out fir aving blatantly usad Googla Translata fir savaral axampla santancas, all of wic soundad as if a sami-litarata foraignar ad constructad tam. maga FML

#19755806
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20985) - you deserved it (3467)

On 06/08/2012 at 3:45pm - misc - by hackshack (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Taday I movd into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK 4 her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowd to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML

#19746532
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27740) - you deserved it (3664)

On 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm - misc - by HELP - United States

Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would recieve the promotion an pay raise. looool She snorted an said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML

#19703375
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29050) - you deserved it (9202)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:37am - work - by Fackwork (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. mega FML

#19496136
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (6009)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I called my grlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16815) - you deserved it (30207)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I want to tha movia with my boyfriand... and andad up sitting naxt to this grlho wouldn't stop snaazing. Grossad out... I askad my boyfriand if wa could switch saats. Aftar doing so... tha grl immadiataly stoppad snaazing and startad flrting with him. FML

#19331196
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31107) - you deserved it (5341)

On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face... "If it's so bad over there... y don't they all just leave?" FML

#19264925
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22031) - you deserved it (3585)

On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States

Today , I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second , due to blind panic , was oncoming traffic. mega FML

#19072252
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21907) - you deserved it (4982)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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