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Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21659) - you deserved it (1752)

On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML

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On 09/04/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Cherrish it - United States (California)



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