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Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML
TODAY, A GIRL TOLD ME SE STOPPED EATING CERRIES EVER SINCE ER FATER COKED ON ONEEN SE WAS A KID. SE LATER MENTIONED TAT SE DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE. I SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "DID YUR DAD COKE ON A CAR TOO?" NOPE, ER TWO BROTERS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015