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Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML
by crankg / 10/21/2011 at 12:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/13/2011 at 9:19am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML
by MBC / 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm / United States / Money
by madelynn / 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
by Devon / 09/03/2010 at 12:35am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They kept commenting about how cold it was and asked the waitress to turn off the air conditioning. When I got home, I realized the embroidered daisies on my undershirt made it look like I have giant protruding nipples. FML
by Anonymous / 09/14/2009 at 12:19am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by iwantpizza69 / 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
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