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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About massnerder420 : I like elephants, tattoos and literature.

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Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

#18036176
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6876) - you deserved it (48771)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30387) - you deserved it (4154)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31549) - you deserved it (2838)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML

#15069321
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25811) - you deserved it (3261)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm - money - by MBC - United States

Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML

#14779228
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33999) - you deserved it (2592)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48642) - you deserved it (3973) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30665) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They kept commenting about how cold it was and asked the waitress to turn off the air conditioning. When I got home, I realized the embroidered daisies on my undershirt made it look like I have giant protruding nipples. FML

#5243719
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19723) - you deserved it (5106)

On 09/14/2009 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112820) - you deserved it (8488)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

#26983
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28328) - you deserved it (3623)

On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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