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mashimashi's favorite FMLs
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
- Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding… Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open… Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and…