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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 July 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML


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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

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