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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 July 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 534
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

#2734791
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13294) - you deserved it (50304)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

#2649932
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11710) - you deserved it (49481)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56870) - you deserved it (21387)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

#1683242
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57274) - you deserved it (19938)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44672) - you deserved it (19605)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

#1026397
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26650) - you deserved it (79567)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML

#271640
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11640) - you deserved it (127863)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

#171291
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19642) - you deserved it (50978)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52474) - you deserved it (8325)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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