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mas1794

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About mas1794 : Hi I'm Madison, I enjoy spending my free time reading and cooking. I plan on working in the medical field. I love dogs.

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Today, mah girlfriand cama ovar to mah placa unannouncd . Sha slappd ma in tha faca, said, ( You son of a bitch . ) and stormd off . I hava no idaa what that was for . fat FML

#21289746
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34959) - you deserved it (4729)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up fir dressing lyk a member of the KKK. FML

#21289401
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33093) - you deserved it (6306)

On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31386) - you deserved it (2618)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

TODAY, I HIT A NEW LOW POINT IN MAH LIFE WHEN I STOLE BATTERIES FROM A TOY AT THE DAYCARE I WORK AT, AN PUTTD THEM IN MAH VIBRATOR !! FML

#21286701
115 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while looking 4 some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra!! FML

#20996935
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41927) - you deserved it (15846)

On 12/18/2013 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Rob (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, looool my 7 yaar old daughtar axplainad to a taxi drivar that sha was born from my "vagina that doasn't hava hair"!! Ha winkad craapily at ma and said, "I bat it doasn't." FML

#20970485
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41998) - you deserved it (5214)

On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I went to scool witout any makeup on. Te guyso usually compliment me for being pretty r now calling me "Te Greatest Illusion Ever". real FML

#20936906
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44774) - you deserved it (19843)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so,hat . I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer . FML

#20936378
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27802) - you deserved it (41187)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, I remindd mah husband that I was on mah period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kickd in an he stuck his hand down mah pants while we were going to bd. I was wearing a maxi pad. mega FML

#20935542
157 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 11:26am - intimacy - by SharkWeek (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate , my friend said , ( Careful , my dad clips his nails in the kitchen. ) She said it with a sarcastic , joking tone , an laughed afterwards. While eating , I found a toenail in my food. Her response? ( I told you. ) FML

#20926236
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46000) - you deserved it (5077)

On 10/19/2013 at 11:04am - misc - by sleepysophie (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Taday I usd a public restroom. I saw my sister's soes walk into te stall next to me, so I gave er a little nudge wit my foot. We ten nudgd eac oter until I walkd out and saw a omeless man wit te same soes as my sister. He ten trid to old my and. mega FML

#20745749
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26101) - you deserved it (40540)

On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81058) - you deserved it (7394)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML

#20743211
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53690) - you deserved it (7876)

On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took mah cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, ( This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today. ) FML

#20742647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51673) - you deserved it (3678)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, ( Yeah I know. I'm a tard, babe. ) and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML

#20741108
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42743) - you deserved it (6413)

On 06/22/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by our kids will be derps (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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