About marysemizanin : I have a BAD case of bad luck. I get hurt a lot.
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by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 8:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
by notattractiveatall / 10/15/2012 at 6:09pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by 3023-dang / 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Love
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
by hnickell93 / 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
by blabbermouth / 10/08/2012 at 1:26pm / South Africa (Eastern Cape) / Intimacy
by unlucky / 10/08/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by imafunguy / 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over 2 years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 2:29am / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by MB101 / 09/27/2012 at 8:19pm / United States / Love
Today, at work, I saw a van in our car park with "Hurlz Wagon" painted on its side. Laughing, I told the customer who owned it that I loved the name, and I asked was there a funny vomit story behind it. She didn't laugh, and told me it was her family name. FML
by big mouth / 09/26/2012 at 7:40am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work
by slut / 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML
by KarlwithaK / 05/18/2009 at 11:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
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