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  • Town/Country : Smyrna, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7528) - you deserved it (19687)

On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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