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About maryamalhajebi : Well im a very outdoor person. I like doing fun activities swimming, bungee jumping and i love rollarcoasters. Im a very welcoming and talkative person

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Today, after 2 weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38107) - you deserved it (8948)

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