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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 875
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About marthagayo : Since you are creeping at my profile, I guess I should tell you something about me....

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marthagayo's favorite FMLs

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15822) - you deserved it (55556) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26263) - you deserved it (3776)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31792) - you deserved it (3791)

On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46121) - you deserved it (8227)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59275) - you deserved it (2962)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71386) - you deserved it (16350)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61309) - you deserved it (18235)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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