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marquisallover
  • Town/Country : new york, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About marquisallover : im up on this spot to laugh at other people's unfortunate mishaps and accidents

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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (6906)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

#8687121 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (21762) - you deserved it (1706)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:07am - work - by Anon - United States

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (3358) - you deserved it (45103)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (24247) - you deserved it (4876)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to bleach my belly hair. I bought some body hair bleach at the drug store, and I used it exactly as instructed. When I removed it, I was horrified to see my belly was about three shades lighter than the rest of my body. The hair was still exactly the same darkness. FML

#7624782 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (10762) - you deserved it (13459)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:41pm - misc - by spleechick - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (31265) - you deserved it (2192)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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