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by JamiesMom / 05/13/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
by SoSexy / 10/07/2012 at 6:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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- Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend. I told her that I loved her. She asked… Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in… Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing…