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Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42798) - you deserved it (3860)

On 05/13/2013 at 12:29am - animals - by JamiesMom (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML

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