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marisay

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 676
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33672) - you deserved it (2630)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33672) - you deserved it (2630)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53234) - you deserved it (3274)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

#17343127
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29623) - you deserved it (2490)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by jared77 - United States (Texas)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (10825)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12950) - you deserved it (34508)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15530) - you deserved it (26147)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12330) - you deserved it (56549)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (3102)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32830) - you deserved it (8232)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36290) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51964) - you deserved it (6190)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40861) - you deserved it (2782)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

#17227486
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45039) - you deserved it (5608)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36108) - you deserved it (7575)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)



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