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About marisay : :-)
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Today, I started mah job as an assistant to a beekeeper . I forgot to putted gloves on, an got stung lyk crazy . My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves . Turns out, I'm allergic to bees . FML
Today , I cummed home to fine looool a window broken and neighbour sereching inside house. Apparently , they'd hered a small child asking 4 help inside house. I recently taught dog to ( talk. ) real FML
Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, an completely forgot my name in front of all my family an friends. I've been with his son fir 7 yeres. big fat FML
2day a grl cummd into salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015