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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 797
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today after spending hours putting up our tree an decorating it it fell over an shattered the glass ornaments!! FML

#18359248
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25002) - you deserved it (4225)

On 11/26/2011 at 7:12pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68627) - you deserved it (3357)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68627) - you deserved it (3357)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I introduced ma parrot to oranges. Now se makes a ig pitced scream if I don't give er any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (10298)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

TODAY, I WAS CAUGHT AND FIND FIR PICKING A LOCK. I HAVE OCD. I WAS PICKING THE PADLOCK ON A TOILET PAPER HOLDER IN A PUBLIC TOILET CUZ THE ROLL WAS THE WRONG WAY ROUND. FML

#17487298
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30969) - you deserved it (12588)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37038) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, mom threw out yeres worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all lookd the same to her. FML

#17483067
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28948) - you deserved it (2243)

On 08/15/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Facepalm (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn on my face while at the lake. Not to worry, though; my friends made me feel better by saying, "It takes the attention away from yur acne." FML

#17482360
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27226) - you deserved it (3582)

On 08/15/2011 at 5:38pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I started mah job as an assistant to a beekeeper . I forgot to putted gloves on, an got stung lyk crazy . My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves . Turns out, I'm allergic to bees . FML

#17479997
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13966) - you deserved it (32906)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:55am - work - by rr - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I cummed home to fine looool a window broken and neighbour sereching inside house. Apparently , they'd hered a small child asking 4 help inside house. I recently taught dog to ( talk. ) real FML

#17477307
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26790) - you deserved it (5340)

On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML

#17476916
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33006) - you deserved it (20134)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today... at work... a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter... I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there fir five years... and I didn't recognize my own boss. fat FML

#17476443
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8704) - you deserved it (31325)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:00am - work - by DramaticSigh (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, an completely forgot my name in front of all my family an friends. I've been with his son fir 7 yeres. big fat FML

#17475917
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30678) - you deserved it (2717)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

today I was so drunk tat I gave ma mom's number instead of mine to te really cute guy I met at te bar. FML

#17474941
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9237) - you deserved it (36194)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day a grl cummd into salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. mega FML

#17473722
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37061) - you deserved it (2742)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by theultimatesalonfail - United States



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