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Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
by stupidbullcrêpe / 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Health
by hotpatata / 07/06/2012 at 11:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Alyssa / 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by CA19oo / 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by FoodyFood / 03/19/2012 at 12:59am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by sad life / 01/26/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm / France / Miscellaneous
by BadassRumbleroar / 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by tiptoesjohnson / 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm / Miscellaneous
by annoying / 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
by Jean / 12/22/2011 at 3:09am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…