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marisay

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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marisay's favorite FMLs

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (10421) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML

#20032360
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21635) - you deserved it (5554)

On 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm - health - by stupidbullcrêpe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

#19899616
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29171) - you deserved it (1874)

On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

#19316785
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24054) - you deserved it (4482)

On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24004) - you deserved it (1731)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

#19305380
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18291) - you deserved it (12724)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

#18913466
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24227) - you deserved it (4258)

On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

#18864007
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19878) - you deserved it (4864)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

#18857605
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23800) - you deserved it (2587)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6852) - you deserved it (74237)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

#18760166
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12175) - you deserved it (19140)

On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35186) - you deserved it (4251)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42612) - you deserved it (4947)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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