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marisa23

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1875
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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marisa23's page activity

Visits<b>klouises</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 10:23am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 6:32pm<b>Kvothee</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 12:23pm<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 3:45am<b>vlader08</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 6:22pm<b>RkR</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 7:35pm<b>totalbadass</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 3:02pm<b>ja38685</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 12:23pm<b>pyromaniac239</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 12:08pm<b>rukusrazor</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 11:04am<b>Box94</b> - the 04/22/2009 at 3:23pm<b>not_ur_mexican</b> - the 04/16/2009 at 4:04pm<b>tangello</b> - the 04/13/2009 at 11:07pm<b>Ericm828</b> - the 04/12/2009 at 7:54pm<b>roll_fukng_tide</b> - the 04/09/2009 at 2:44pm<b>Mnemic</b> - the 04/09/2009 at 7:42am<b>maddog</b> - the 04/07/2009 at 9:51am<b>lolol182</b> - the 04/06/2009 at 8:25pm

Fucked!<b>Kvothee</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:23pm

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marisa23's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

by soooyeah / 04/30/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

by J / 02/11/2009 at 2:14am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous