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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1731
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Fucked!<b>Kvothee</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:23pm

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373977) - you deserved it (42453)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50121) - you deserved it (8289)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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