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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1703
  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (361379) - you deserved it (40988)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47553) - you deserved it (7936)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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