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mariof13579
  • Town/Country : west Springfield, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22891) - you deserved it (2691)

On 09/21/2012 at 6:57am - work - by scarred for life - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

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On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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On 10/02/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by apowell5 - United States (North Carolina)



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