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mariof13579
  • Town/Country : west Springfield, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 August 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
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Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

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Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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