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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3846
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About marinaim : Old description too long:
-Russian born
-English dwelling
-Tea consuming
-Quintuple cat owning
-Horse riding
-Law studying

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Today, mah grlfriand of 1 month cama ovar and told ma sha wantad to talk to ma. Wa sat down on tha couch and sha told ma sha was pragnant and that it was mina. I ramindad har that wa'va navar slapt togathar. FML

#16234467
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65351) - you deserved it (4481)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah grlfriand of 1 month cama ovar and told ma sha wantad to talk to ma. Wa sat down on tha couch and sha told ma sha was pragnant and that it was mina. I ramindad har that wa'va navar slapt togathar. FML

#16234467
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65351) - you deserved it (4481)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was fird from mah job !! Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home !! FML

#15833093
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58697) - you deserved it (4406)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I usd mah hair straightener to attempt to straighten mah eyelashes and burnd mah eyelid. I don't knowhat's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11437) - you deserved it (128959)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I learned thathen I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33586) - you deserved it (45255)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Yastarday, I was aating Campball's vagatabla soup. Halfway through, I startd to raad tha ingradiants and found baaf broth. I hava baan a vagatarian 4 savan yaars. big fat FML

#15129927
166 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woka up and want to tha bathroom and took a massiva piss. Than I actually woka up, wall and truly soakad. big fat FML

#15098131
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30176) - you deserved it (8940)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

#14971443
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29847) - you deserved it (15262)

On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8718) - you deserved it (49137)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Got A Parking Ticket In The Mail. I Don't Have A Car. Mega FML

#14967692
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34425) - you deserved it (2853)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day Mah Sister Lost A Leg. Immediately After Hereing The News , Mah Boyfriend Started Cracking Jokes About Getting Her A Job At IHOP. Mega FML

Today to prevent a fistfight at work I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble fir wasting company time. FML

#14917539
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (4272)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get mah attention. real FML

#14908981
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16557) - you deserved it (31232)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

I was dry-walling a house when mah butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked wat the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8412) - you deserved it (28029)

On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -



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