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About marinaim : I assume you are reading to know about me!
I live in England, I like tea, hunting and tweed.
I'm an extreme technological introvert (I made that up), I'm always in a different mood to the previous day. I'm not good with people. I bite. Hard.
I have a thing for debates, especially political, so if you want to avoid conflict avoid mentioning politics.. or morals.
I'm knowledgable about various things; from natural poisons to preparing game and roadkill to galactical exploration to economics to just plain old assorted facts.
I horse ride, and own four cats, one which has kittens!
My horse is pregnant too actually. Weird coincidence..
I've decided people on fml have no sense of humour. Or maybe, I just have a terrible, twisted one.
Message me! I don't bite (that hard) (My life is a contradiction yes)
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
Friday 6 December 2013