About marinaim : I assume you are reading to know about me!
I live in England, I like tea, hunting and tweed.
I'm an extreme technological introvert (I made that up), I'm always in a different mood to the previous day. I'm not good with people. I bite. Hard.
I have a thing for debates, especially political, so if you want to avoid conflict avoid mentioning politics.. or morals.
I'm knowledgable about various things; from natural poisons to preparing game and roadkill to galactical exploration to economics to just plain old assorted facts.
I horse ride, and own four cats, one which has kittens!
My horse is pregnant too actually. Weird coincidence..
I've decided people on fml have no sense of humour. Or maybe, I just have a terrible, twisted one.
Message me! I don't bite (that hard) (My life is a contradiction yes)
Happy Ending
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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)
Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)
Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
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