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About marinaim : Old description too long:
-Quintuple cat owning
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yesterday while in line at a gas station, looool I felt something on my shoulder!! I turnd around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder!! When I told her to stop, she yelld, hit me with her purse an ran off crying!! FML
Yesterday I Slippd And Fell In Mud While Running From The Car To Inside To Avoid Getting Wet In A Torrential Downpour. I Was Running From The Limo, In My Wedding Dress, To The Church 4 My Wedding. FML
TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML
Today , I was at a restaurant with mah son when he startd to choke on his food. Panickd , I grabbd the closest drink I could reach an made him gulp it down. Only when I receivd tons of drty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
Today, I Woke Up To A Scream Downstairs . My 13 Year-old Daughter Was Trying To Bite Her Little Brother's Neck . No Matter How Hard I Try, She Will Not Believe That She Is NOT And NEVER WILL BE A Vampire . FML
today I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen , because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone , and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML
Today, parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in there conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML
Taday I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprisd to fine a bandage wrappd around mah throbbing head. The nurse explaind that a student observer had faintd in the operating room and his head had smashd against mine on the way down. FML
Friday 27 March 2015