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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3844
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About marinaim : Old description too long:
-Russian born
-English dwelling
-Tea consuming
-Quintuple cat owning
-Horse riding
-Law studying

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Today, mom finally admittd to me that ever since I was a child, she thought I was autistic, but was always too lazy to take me to the doctors and get me checkd out. FML

#17199829
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33979) - you deserved it (2279)

On 07/21/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

yesterday while in line at a gas station, looool I felt something on my shoulder!! I turnd around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder!! When I told her to stop, she yelld, hit me with her purse an ran off crying!! FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (3573)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday I Slippd And Fell In Mud While Running From The Car To Inside To Avoid Getting Wet In A Torrential Downpour. I Was Running From The Limo, In My Wedding Dress, To The Church 4 My Wedding. FML

#17184775
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56343) - you deserved it (6994)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was at a restaurant with mah son when he startd to choke on his food. Panickd , I grabbd the closest drink I could reach an made him gulp it down. Only when I receivd tons of drty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35004) - you deserved it (11815)

On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Woke Up To A Scream Downstairs . My 13 Year-old Daughter Was Trying To Bite Her Little Brother's Neck . No Matter How Hard I Try, She Will Not Believe That She Is NOT And NEVER WILL BE A Vampire . FML

#17162129
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (5710)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Learned Wy My Boyfriend Of 10 Monts And I Never Ang Out At Is Place . He Still Lives At Ome Wit Is Moter . He's 38 . FML

#17116757
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29061) - you deserved it (5479)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:51am - love - by brsoxgirl - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. mega FML

#17107547
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50321) - you deserved it (14841)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

today I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen , because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone , and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23954) - you deserved it (1988)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in there conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43076) - you deserved it (3605)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent the entre day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying!! real FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44478) - you deserved it (6278)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Taday I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprisd to fine a bandage wrappd around mah throbbing head. The nurse explaind that a student observer had faintd in the operating room and his head had smashd against mine on the way down. FML

#17027356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40074) - you deserved it (2397) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)



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