About marinaim : I assume you are reading to know about me!
I live in England, I like tea, hunting and tweed.
I'm an extreme technological introvert (I made that up), I'm always in a different mood to the previous day. I'm not good with people. I bite. Hard.
I have a thing for debates, especially political, so if you want to avoid conflict avoid mentioning politics.. or morals.
I'm knowledgable about various things; from natural poisons to preparing game and roadkill to galactical exploration to economics to just plain old assorted facts.
I horse ride, and own four cats, one which has kittens!
My horse is pregnant too actually. Weird coincidence..
I've decided people on fml have no sense of humour. Or maybe, I just have a terrible, twisted one.
Message me! I don't bite (that hard) (My life is a contradiction yes)
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Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States
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