About marinaim : I assume you are reading to know about me!
I live in England, I like tea, hunting and tweed.
I'm an extreme technological introvert (I made that up), I'm always in a different mood to the previous day. I'm not good with people. I bite. Hard.
I have a thing for debates, especially political, so if you want to avoid conflict avoid mentioning politics.. or morals.
I'm knowledgable about various things; from natural poisons to preparing game and roadkill to galactical exploration to economics to just plain old assorted facts.
I horse ride, and own four cats, one which has kittens!
My horse is pregnant too actually. Weird coincidence..
I've decided people on fml have no sense of humour. Or maybe, I just have a terrible, twisted one.
Message me! I don't bite (that hard) (My life is a contradiction yes)
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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States
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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States
Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)
Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States
Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)
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