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About marinaim : Old description too long:
-Quintuple cat owning
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Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Boyfriend 4 The First Time. I Went Down On Him, Only 4 Him To Burst Into Teres Halfway Through. Apparently, I Do It Just Like His Long-lost Teen Sweetheret Did. I Swear I Could Feel Him Go Completely Limp In Mah Mouth. FML
Today, I Ald An Opan Ousa. Not Wanting Anyting To Ba Stolan I Loadd Up All Valuablas In My Car (monay, Prascriptions, Computar, IPod, Atc) An Want Out. My Car Got Stolan. Nobody Cummd To Ta Opan Ousa. FML
2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML
Today, I found out that mah Garman wasn't as graat as I thought it was. Trying to giva diractions to soma Garman tourists, I triad to say, "I hopa I don't gat u lost." Turns out I actually said somathing closar to, "I hopa I don't saduca you." FML
Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbd the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the looool rest of the car trip pissd at me because I'd "interferd" with his driving. FML
Friday 27 March 2015