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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3843
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About marinaim : Old description too long:
-Russian born
-English dwelling
-Tea consuming
-Quintuple cat owning
-Horse riding
-Law studying

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Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Boyfriend 4 The First Time. I Went Down On Him, Only 4 Him To Burst Into Teres Halfway Through. Apparently, I Do It Just Like His Long-lost Teen Sweetheret Did. I Swear I Could Feel Him Go Completely Limp In Mah Mouth. FML

#17453333
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40194) - you deserved it (4179)

On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (4289)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticd a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

#17427726
14 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States

today wila walking on ta sidawalk , somaona it ma wit tair car. Tay yallad at ma for baing in tair way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Ald An Opan Ousa. Not Wanting Anyting To Ba Stolan I Loadd Up All Valuablas In My Car (monay, Prascriptions, Computar, IPod, Atc) An Want Out. My Car Got Stolan. Nobody Cummd To Ta Opan Ousa. FML

#17416738
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33085) - you deserved it (11179)

On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today Whila Walking In Tha City With Mah Littla Sistar, Sha Lat Go Of Mah Hand. Not Wanting To Losa Har, I Quickly Triad To Grab It Back. That Rasultad In Ma Grabbing Soma 50 Yaar Old Man's Junk. FML

#17408229
232 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
285 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML

#17390197
214 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that mah Garman wasn't as graat as I thought it was. Trying to giva diractions to soma Garman tourists, I triad to say, "I hopa I don't gat u lost." Turns out I actually said somathing closar to, "I hopa I don't saduca you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbd the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the looool rest of the car trip pissd at me because I'd "interferd" with his driving. FML

#17379792
117 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, even though I made the point of tanning nakd, I still got tan lines thanks to mah fat rolls. FML

#17378554
256 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

2day while stuck in traffic on the highway... my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". mega FML

#17361677
163 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spankd him as punishment. When mah boss cummd over for dinner, mah son shoutd, "Daddy made me take mah punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
335 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I found out that when u kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. real FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (6661)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)



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