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marinaim
  • Town/Country : England, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1806
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About marinaim : I assume you are reading to know about me!

I live in England, I like tea, hunting and tweed.
I'm an extreme technological introvert (I made that up), I'm always in a different mood to the previous day. I'm not good with people. I bite. Hard.

I have a thing for debates, especially political, so if you want to avoid conflict avoid mentioning politics.. or morals.


I'm knowledgable about various things; from natural poisons to preparing game and roadkill to galactical exploration to economics to just plain old assorted facts.

I horse ride, and own four cats, one which has kittens!
My horse is pregnant too actually. Weird coincidence..

I've decided people on fml have no sense of humour. Or maybe, I just have a terrible, twisted one.
Message me! I don't bite (that hard) (My life is a contradiction yes)

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Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

#10920381
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57414) - you deserved it (4262)

On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

#8971498
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32319) - you deserved it (3028)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

#8749925
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4285) - you deserved it (24231)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm - work - by themanontheright - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML

#8210549
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23163) - you deserved it (3980)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41890) - you deserved it (3028)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

#4060488
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14213) - you deserved it (55369)

On 07/26/2009 at 7:18pm - animals - by Fmycatslife (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (199562) - you deserved it (58877)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

#194436
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11243) - you deserved it (56881)

On 03/03/2009 at 9:55am - work - by Peter80 (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)



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