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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4469
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About marinaim : Old description too long:
-Russian born
-English dwelling
-Tea consuming
-Quintuple cat owning
-Horse riding
-Law studying

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Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm - work - by themanontheright - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML


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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 7:18pm - animals - by Fmycatslife (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 9:55am - work - by Peter80 (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

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