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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3847
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About marinaim : Old description too long:
-Russian born
-English dwelling
-Tea consuming
-Quintuple cat owning
-Horse riding
-Law studying

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Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (3359)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday my boyfriend cheatd on me. But he justifid it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32329) - you deserved it (4112)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my best friend an I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell yur friend your going to the bathroom an come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. real FML

#17657818
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (7340)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

YASTARDAY I WAS AT A MUSIC FASTIVAL, WATCHING ONA OF MY FAVORITA BANDS. THA SACURITY GUYS WARA THROWING WATAR INTO THA CROWD TO COOL US DOWN. I SAW SOMA ABOUT TO BA THROWN BY ANOTHAR FAN, SO I STOOD WITH MY MOUTH OPAN TO CATCH SOMA OF IT. I ANDD UP WITH A FACA FULL OF HOT PISS. FML

#17643298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29592) - you deserved it (18440)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... husband want in for surgary and handad ma an important documant. It wasn't a will or anything similar... but a list of itams and gold ha wantad passad on to guild mambar on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27627) - you deserved it (3921)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

yesterday I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played... it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

#17635803
118 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by djfail - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center . At one point I decided to play "got yur nose" with one of the kids . It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face . I got his nose.. . his prosthetic nose .

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41548) - you deserved it (11638)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mah dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see mah boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above mah driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving mah boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16625) - you deserved it (55528)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33550) - you deserved it (7429)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

yesterday I trid to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, an I happen to have a snake an a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opend the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it looool out. FML

#17621188
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22061) - you deserved it (11633)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today it's baan a yaar sinca I'va baan with mah girlfriand an I think that I hata mora things about har than I lika. For instanca how sha likas to throw furnitura at ma. FML

#17611164
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25848) - you deserved it (9339)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, ma son was eating a plum. I was busy in te kitcen, an e came running in saying "Mummy ma plum is wet", I told im it was fine an bit a bit off to prove it. He lookd at me an said "No Mummy! Can u was it please, I droppd it in ma potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32303) - you deserved it (9058)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)



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