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marinaim
  • Town/Country : England, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2578
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About marinaim : Old description too long:
-Russian born
-English dwelling
-Tea consuming
-Quintuple cat owning
-Horse riding
-Law studying

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Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

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201 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
248 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
84 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML

#17862767
85 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 10:32am - work - by crushed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
259 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
249 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

#17804951
170 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601
275 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

#17794900
167 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
239 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17786213
96 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:24am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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