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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 2101
  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40483) - you deserved it (10806)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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