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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2507
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mariazzz : 37, live in Sydney, born and raised in New Zealand, have two beautiful girls and my motto in life is "live, laugh, dance"

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mariazzz's favorite FMLs

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46830) - you deserved it (13872)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37165) - you deserved it (31502)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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