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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2703
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mariazzz : 37, live in Sydney, born and raised in New Zealand, have two beautiful girls and my motto in life is "live, laugh, dance"

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Visits<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 5:53pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 5:14pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 12:25pm<b>EnlightenedClown</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 11:22am<b>emobitch1022</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:51pm<b>Fyrepower</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:00am<b>arty1989</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:47pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 2:33pm<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:57pm<b>jonathan7777</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:37pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 8:49pm<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 5:26pm<b>Raefy</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 5:24pm<b>wantmeasandwich</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 11:43am<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:47am<b>ImaginaryPerson</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:40am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 1:59pm<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:46am

Fucked!<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 11:53pm<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:47am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:59pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:15pm<b>Toolishing</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 4:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 3:09pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 9:21pm

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mariazzz's favorite FMLs

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49578) - you deserved it (14520)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38628) - you deserved it (32149)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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