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Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving 4 work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" 4 the past several months. FML
Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML
TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML
yastarday our school startad an anti-bullying policy , and wa watchad a vidao about bullying. Aftar tha vidao , I told a taachar about a bullying casa going on that I know about. His rasponsa? "Tall somaonaho caras" as ha walkad away chuckling. fat FML
Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do looool I have social anxiety, but I get so anxiou I can create fake illnesses. FML
TODAY, AFTER 3 YEARS, I SAW MY EX, WHO I STILL LOVE, AT A COFFEE SHOP . BIENG NICE, I SAID HI . HE TURND AROUND, LOOKD AT ME, AND SAID, "THANK GOD I BROKE UP WITH YOU . YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT MESS!" BEFORE GETTING UP AND WALKING OUT WITH HIS MODEL GIRLFRIEND . FML
Yesterday, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV showhen my dog jumpd over the back of my couch, landd on my head and trid to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. fat FML
Today, mah boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I looool being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just ( looking for excuses to get mad ) at him. FML
my boyfriand kapt falling aslaaphila ha was at mah housa with ma. I triad to hava sax with him to halp waka him up, but ha said ha was too tirad and fall back aslaap. Fiva minutas latar, mah friand walks in tha room with food. Ha woka up from tha small and got up to gat soma 4 himsalf. FML
Friday 27 March 2015