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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4404
  • Number of comments : 412
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About margie2194 : Hi, my name is Margie. Full name "Margaret"

Followeth me on twitter @margieomodu or at instagram @youmaycallmemargiemydear. You won't regret it ;)

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Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving 4 work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" 4 the past several months. FML

#18599933
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46042) - you deserved it (5843)

On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
277 comments

Today, my girlfriend yelld at me fir breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (4933)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

2DAY I HAD TO SIT THROUGH CHEMISTRY CLASS WATCHING THE KID IN FRONT OF ME SLOWLY PEEL OFF THE SCABS ON HIS ARMS EXAMINE THEM AND THEN EAT THEM. FOR AN HOUR. FML

#18451156
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41791) - you deserved it (2662)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

yastarday our school startad an anti-bullying policy , and wa watchad a vidao about bullying. Aftar tha vidao , I told a taachar about a bullying casa going on that I know about. His rasponsa? "Tall somaonaho caras" as ha walkad away chuckling. fat FML

#18400111
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33695) - you deserved it (4070)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do looool I have social anxiety, but I get so anxiou I can create fake illnesses. FML

#18314342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (5799)

On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

Today, wile cuddling up on te couc wit boyfriend, I askd im if tis was is appy place too!! He said, "Na, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (9417)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

TODAY, AFTER 3 YEARS, I SAW MY EX, WHO I STILL LOVE, AT A COFFEE SHOP . BIENG NICE, I SAID HI . HE TURND AROUND, LOOKD AT ME, AND SAID, "THANK GOD I BROKE UP WITH YOU . YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT MESS!" BEFORE GETTING UP AND WALKING OUT WITH HIS MODEL GIRLFRIEND . FML

#18137857
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40823) - you deserved it (5361)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by brie - United States (California)

Yesterday, it took me and my husband three hours to put our new book shelves together. It took our cat all of three seconds to knock it all down. big fat FML

#18039079
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/21/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV showhen my dog jumpd over the back of my couch, landd on my head and trid to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. fat FML

#18038155
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24444) - you deserved it (2799)

On 10/21/2011 at 11:35am - animals - by Mr.P - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, MY 28-YEAR-OLD BROTHER WHO HAS BEEN PRANKING ME ALL MY LIFE, PUTTD A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE ON MY CHAIR. I SAT ON IT, WITH MY WHITE DRESS. ON MY WEDDING DAY. FML

#18004959
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66757) - you deserved it (4040)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

I approachd mah daughter and told her she needs to clean her room . Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4 . FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (9301)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I looool being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just ( looking for excuses to get mad ) at him. FML

#17661200
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28272) - you deserved it (16329)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:40pm - love - by inlovewithstupid (woman) - United States (Texas)

my boyfriand kapt falling aslaaphila ha was at mah housa with ma. I triad to hava sax with him to halp waka him up, but ha said ha was too tirad and fall back aslaap. Fiva minutas latar, mah friand walks in tha room with food. Ha woka up from tha small and got up to gat soma 4 himsalf. FML

#17612364
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29952) - you deserved it (5700)

On 08/29/2011 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by bobin - United States



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