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Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abused by a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 7:48am - misc - by Jodie - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom convinced me that she and my dad were getting divorced. I have anxiety problems, so I had a panic attack. She then laughed, and said, "Just kidding, I wanted to see your reaction. It's the best so far." FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 4:42am - health - by somewhatlucky - United States (California)
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
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