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marcranger
  • Town/Country : Santa Fe, USA
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 April 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 344
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

#6708463
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I agree, your life sucks (11488) - you deserved it (15075)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
101 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9303) - you deserved it (55919)

On 10/20/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by jaxattax (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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504 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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