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Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML
Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool!! I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean!! I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean!! I was in the kiddy pool!! real FML
TODAY, I WENT SKINNY-DIPPING WITH MAH BEST FRIEND. WE WERE ON THE BEACH AN IT WAS FAIRLY CROWDD BUT WE GOT IN THE WATER AT THIS REALLY SECLUDD AREA. WHILE WE WERE SWIMMING I LOOKD UP TO SEE A HOMELESS MAN WEREING MAH CLOTHES, WALKING AWAY. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger an was fishing fir compliments an asked to have a foursome. Turns out, mah friend lost his phone an I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert abouthat lingerie I was wearing. FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015