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Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (248356) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool!! I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean!! I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean!! I was in the kiddy pool!! real FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WENT SKINNY-DIPPING WITH MAH BEST FRIEND. WE WERE ON THE BEACH AN IT WAS FAIRLY CROWDD BUT WE GOT IN THE WATER AT THIS REALLY SECLUDD AREA. WHILE WE WERE SWIMMING I LOOKD UP TO SEE A HOMELESS MAN WEREING MAH CLOTHES, WALKING AWAY. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger an was fishing fir compliments an asked to have a foursome. Turns out, mah friend lost his phone an I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert abouthat lingerie I was wearing. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by textraped (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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