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  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 August 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32002) - you deserved it (2324)

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