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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29729) - you deserved it (5363)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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