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Today I had to turn down an offer of wat seemd like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushd home to squat looool down only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud an a tiny fart. FML
Friday 27 March 2015