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About maphineRAWRS : Hai i'm Josie :)
I live in Sydney, Australia and I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Happiness is important to me. Things don't make me happy, I make myself happy and it doesn't matter what choice I make i'll make the most of what I choose.
I have a bad case of Wunderlust; (A strong desire to travel) which I will be fulfilling later on this year when I go to The UK/Europe then America/Canada.
I'm really friendly, you know that person that makes conversation and is always smiling? Yeah, thats me.
Exceptions include when i'm hungry and/or just woken up haha.
I'm the lead singer in a band with 4 of my best guy mates and I love it.
Anyway, thanks for stopping by.. keep smiling :) x
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