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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6103
  • Number of comments : 424
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About maphineRAWRS : Hai i'm Josie :)
I live in Sydney, Australia and I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Happiness is important to me. Things don't make me happy, I make myself happy and it doesn't matter what choice I make i'll make the most of what I choose.

I have a bad case of Wunderlust; (A strong desire to travel) which I will be fulfilling later on this year when I go to The UK/Europe then America/Canada.

I'm really friendly, you know that person that makes conversation and is always smiling? Yeah, thats me.
Exceptions include when i'm hungry and/or just woken up haha.

I'm the lead singer in a band with 4 of my best guy mates and I love it.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by.. keep smiling :) x

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Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

by waterproblem / 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2009 at 6:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML

by traveller / 04/13/2009 at 6:45am / United States (New Mexico) / Holidays

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

by alejita / 03/02/2009 at 12:52am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

by peacock_mina19 / 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous