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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5741
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About maphineRAWRS : Hai i'm Josie :)
I live in Sydney, Australia and I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Happiness is important to me. Things don't make me happy, I make myself happy and it doesn't matter what choice I make i'll make the most of what I choose.

I have a bad case of Wunderlust; (A strong desire to travel) which I will be fulfilling later on this year when I go to The UK/Europe then America/Canada.

I'm really friendly, you know that person that makes conversation and is always smiling? Yeah, thats me.
Exceptions include when i'm hungry and/or just woken up haha.

I'm the lead singer in a band with 4 of my best guy mates and I love it.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by.. keep smiling :) x

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Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30404) - you deserved it (3429)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34078) - you deserved it (2862)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49031) - you deserved it (8570)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59373) - you deserved it (5862)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (2620)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (144874) - you deserved it (8234)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32947) - you deserved it (3582)

On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10642) - you deserved it (53088)

On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML


Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22924) - you deserved it (5928)

On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43221) - you deserved it (15711)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49879) - you deserved it (15406)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42037) - you deserved it (10879)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11912) - you deserved it (38518)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18591) - you deserved it (27938)

On 07/12/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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