About maosquare : Oh postmodernism you elusive soul! I can't believe I'm still trying to figure you out after 7 years! How are we going to stay together for a long time if you can't even reveal yourself to me!
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Why am I up so early?
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I moderated this!
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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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It’s in the can
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YDI master
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I agree, their lives suck
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