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About maosquare : I'm currently in the midst of finishing up my phd, in which I explore the relationship between personal memory and cinema making in French films.

Other than sitting around watching films all day long and reading boring academic papers, I enjoy making music. I play the trumpet, saxophone, guitar, piano, and cello.

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