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today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML

#20910894
78 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

TODAY, MY ROOMMATE UNEXPECTEDLY CUMMED HOME WITH A NEW PUPPY. I'M SEVERELY ALLERGIC TO DOGS. WHEN I REMINDED HER OF THIS, SHE EXPLAINED THAT THE PUPPY WAS HER FAMILY NOW AND IF I DIDN'T LIKE IT I SHOULD MOVE OUT CUZ BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. MY ROOMMATE IS MY SISTER. FML

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96 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 5:02pm - animals - by RoommateWanted (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT YAT ANOTHAR OF MY GUY FRIANDS LIKD MA. I POSTD THAT I JUST WANTD A GUY FRIAND THAT HAD ABSOLUTALY NO ROMANTIC FAALINGS 4 MA. MY CRUSH VOLUNTAARD. FML

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On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States

Today,hile taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket . I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool . Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet . I was robbed with my own knife . FML

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML

#20775513
80 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today, I discovarad wy ma boss kapt on scaduling ma to work doublas almost avary day. It wasn't bacausa sa knaw I naadad ta axtra monay; sa was oping tat ma boyfriand would braak up wit ma bacausa I'm navar oma, and data ar instaad. It workad. FML

#20615252
144 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States

Today, whila I was going down on my husband, our 3-yaar-old daughtar woka up an startad crying from tha othar room!! Ha practically burst into taars too, whining that sha was doing it on purposa to ruin his fun!! Ha was sarious!! FML

#20544502
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On 03/15/2013 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

the police arrivd at door... telling me child had been caught vandalizing. A boyho lookd about 15 huggd me and said... "Hey... mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in life. FML

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, MY FIANCÉ DECIDED HE WANTS A BABY ONLY BECAUSE OUR DOG IS GOOD, QUIET, AND FALLS ASLEEP AS SOON AS HE STARTS TO CRADLE HER . HE THINKS A BABY WILL BE JUST LIKE THAT . FML

#20445378
85 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 8:49pm - animals - by Twiggysucks68 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, youngast son had to hava stitchas in his chin !! Ha did graat, I passad out !! FML

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77 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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455 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)



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