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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1960 (55 years)
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Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML


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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML


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