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mandyreid_

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 June 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14799
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About mandyreid_ : SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY ALL DAY.
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Names Mandy, what's yours?
I'm the kind of person you think gunna die before 20 because they fuck up so much.


I'm at Fanshaw college
I'ma be a nurse muthafuckas


:D?

mandyreid_'s page activity

Visits<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 12:04pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:07am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 12:17pm<b>masschris</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 11:11am<b>yenze</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 6:50pm<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:00pm<b>LissaLovesCastle</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:42pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 4:44am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 5:48am<b>Fetuskicker666</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 8:43am<b>Syruphs</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:50pm<b>jonjonguapito</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:30am<b>tk1e</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 12:25pm<b>HelenKeller1</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:58pm<b>LoveNnyl</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 12:56pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:34pm<b>Tthug</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 3:55pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 1:04pm

Fucked!<b>Helldemon</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 3:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 6:17pm<b>Fetuskicker666</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 2:43pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:34pm

mandyreid_'s FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

mandyreid_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I volunteered at a nursing home. I approached a lonely, old man who had a type of nervous tick. I went over to speak to him, and not even four sentences into our conversation he says, "I'd really like to make love to you." What I thought was a tick was actually him stroking himself. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2009 at 2:10am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

by badmom / 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy