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mandygrl25

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mandygrl25

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About mandygrl25 : I'm just a girl who couldn't have fallen more in love with music. I sing, play flute, piano, and viola, and I do musical theatre.

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Visits<b>jerzjay</b> - yesterday at 8:25am<b>SouL_WraitH</b> - yesterday at 1:34am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 10:11am<b>NightGlider90</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:09pm<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 12:47pm<b>Woody02284</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:41am<b>vreddyp</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 9:14am<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 6:42am<b>sevenwondersx</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 6:24am<b>melons</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:03am<b>eliiteXXXninja</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:31pm<b>daddysgirl243</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:58am<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 8:32am<b>JMichael</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:05am<b>bchin1220</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:16pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:13am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:24pm

Fucked!<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:13am<b>rafa015</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:40pm<b>SouL_WraitH</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 11:24pm<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:57pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:23am<b>Geary519</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:04am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:12am<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:09am<b>Lars93</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 6:09pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:15am<b>pipefitter69</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:31pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 4:46am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:31am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 7:09am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 3:10am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 10:22pm<b>k_gils</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 4:14pm

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mandygrl25's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML

#21219527
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52553) - you deserved it (5133)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by stupid older sister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64967) - you deserved it (5973)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

#20548521
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34280) - you deserved it (2897)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML

#20486320
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (2992)

On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)



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