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by Feronia / 03/18/2015 at 9:16am / Netherlands (Zeeland) / Kids
Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML
by manderpander21 / 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
by pledonasm / 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm / India (Maharashtra) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 8:34pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Sprinkles / 02/04/2015 at 2:44am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML
by ThatWasntFun / 01/29/2015 at 4:00pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML
by McSlave / 01/18/2015 at 2:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by gothicvamp93 / 01/04/2015 at 1:46am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
by jonchavez / 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by My__life___ / 05/20/2014 at 8:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by FMBs / 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2014 at 11:31am / United States / Kids
by Norvi / 09/14/2013 at 1:51am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health