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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I sent my father a text asking when he was finally coming to meet his 4-month-old granddaughter. His response? "I forgot." He forgot he has a granddaughter. FML

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML


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On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML


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On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 8:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML


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On 02/04/2015 at 2:44am - misc - by Sprinkles (man) - Australia

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML


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On 01/29/2015 at 4:00pm - health - by ThatWasntFun - United States (Florida)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML


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On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML


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On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML


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On 01/04/2015 at 1:46am - work - by gothicvamp93 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 8:53pm - misc - by My__life___ (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML


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On 02/18/2014 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML

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