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mandy_2480
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 105
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mandy_2480 : I'm a woman of few words.

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Today, I was yelled at and called a pedophile by a mom for talking to her 5 year old girl. I work at a library and she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it has happened. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38512) - you deserved it (2809)

On 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm - kids - by LibraryPedo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate turned the thermostat down to 50 degrees. Why? Because she read that shivering burns calories. FML

#20200383
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16794) - you deserved it (1122)

On 12/11/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13088) - you deserved it (1543)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML

#19319680
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13880) - you deserved it (1692)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16258) - you deserved it (5540)

On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

#19110438
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16572) - you deserved it (529)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by mandy_2480 - China



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