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by so romantic / 11/12/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML
by kengu / 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm / Norway (Vestfold) / Animals
Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML
by Savannah / 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm / United States (Alaska) / Money
by OhDeary / 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by crotchshothottie / 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by buggingout / 07/26/2011 at 6:33am / United States / Holidays
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
by youjustsuck / 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
by googlefreak54321 / 07/25/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by ugly / 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by 88_OP / 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
by Norah / 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm / United States / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…