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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 January 1994 (22 years)
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About mandapanda394 : My name is Amanda, I work part time at Target and am in school for web graphic design. Ideally I'd like to design websites. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter and Rubik's cubes. If you message me it might take a couple days for a reply. Follow me on Instagram, mandapanda394 :]

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML


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On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML


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On 03/01/2013 at 7:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML


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On 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nuttjacob (man) - United States (Vermont)

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