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manda_baby_rawr
  • Town/Country : Leduc, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 931
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About manda_baby_rawr : I\'m Amanda, though I hate it so I go by Manda, simple enough. I tell it like it is. I really hate when people are posers, wannabes, use this as a dating site, or just all around annoying/creepy. I don\'t like many people, so if I insult you or rip on you in any way, don\'t take it personally. <3

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Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11198) - you deserved it (24426)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44023) - you deserved it (14244)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (13512)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
230 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

#8875479
198 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
146 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
296 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

#8001805
201 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

#8001805
201 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
201 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

#7380443
86 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
125 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

#6732796
129 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 1:26am - health - by teeeessst (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML

#6298520
51 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

#5608454
58 comments

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