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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Taday mah boyfriend of 4 yeres proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting mah confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95603) - you deserved it (6712)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today I found out mah mom paid mah best friend $20 to be mah friend when we were 10. FML

#2699534
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132698) - you deserved it (7356)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO MY WIFE TALKING IN HER SLEEP, "NO BRANDON! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX!" MY WIFE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH MEHEN SHE'S AWAKE OR IN HER DREAMS. FML

#2697150
175 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid fir college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool an an HDTV fir themselves was more important than my college education. FML

#2645679
421 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm - money - by ExtemelyBroke (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY... MAH GIRLFRIEND OF 3 YERES BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE THE LOVE ADVICE THAT SHE GETS ON HER CELLPHONE EVERY WEEK SAYS THAT I'M CHEATING ON HER. I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON HER AND I WAS PLANNING TO PROPOSE NEXT WEEK. FML

#2630668
467 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML

#2593679
341 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room an wonderinghy I did not recieve my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wantd. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago.

#2545642
314 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam

I got an "Enlarge yur penis" email fir the millionth time!! I was about to dismis it when I saw the FW: from mah wife!! mega FML

#2527360
149 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 8:19am - intimacy - by Ariel (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

today mah boyfriend an parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, mah boyfriend proposed an the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation an a large scowl, "If u say yes, I'm leaving." FML

2day I saw the following message on mah Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] an [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

#2498639
190 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
539 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I cummed home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. mega FML

#1893907
356 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by chaos2007 - United States (Texas)

Today.. . it's te five year anniversary of fater's deat . I was cuddling wit boyfriend and crying about ow muc I missed im . He replied wit.. . ( Sometimes.. . I tink you just like to ear yourself talk . ) FML

#1845741
318 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized what mah mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her bieng from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." fat FML

#1837844
174 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)



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