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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 August 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (281867) - you deserved it (51902)

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